Every relationship is received by a person from his birth itself, in other words, God has already made it, but friendship is such a relationship, which is chosen by the person himself. True friendship does not see color-form, does not see caste, rich and poor, and so on. It is generally understood, friendship can happen at any age and with anyone. So, we should always choose our friends wisely.

Friends play an important role in our life. Friendship is the most valuable relationship in a person’s life rather than being many important things in life. So, if you have such people in your life then you must send some Friendship messages to them. These short funny friendship quotes are very funny that will make your friends laugh and enhance your friendship bond. So, without any delay just scroll down the page and have a look at these amazing collections. You can also check out another article on Funny Friendship Images and Pictures.

Funny Friendship Quotes:

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.-Unknown

Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.-Unknown

If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.-Unknown

I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.-Unknown

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.-Unknown

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.-Unknown.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.-Oprah Winfrey

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.-Unknown

I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.-Unknown

You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.-Unknown

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.-Greg Tamblyn

Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.-Unknown

Sometimes I think, ‘What is a friend?’ Then I say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’-Cookie Monster

Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.-Unknown

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.-Bernard Meltzer


Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.-Unknown

A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.-Jim Hayes

I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.-Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friends offer free therapy.-Unknown

So, this was the best collection of funny friendship quotes that we have listed above. If you want to make laugh your best friend then you must send these quotes to your friend. It will put a smile on your friend’s face.

Funny Friendship Captions:

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane. – Matt Schucker

Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel a warm feeling inside.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you.  – Rita Mae Brown

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A large proportion of my best friends are a little bit crazy. … I try to be cautious with my friends who are too sane. Depression is itself destructive, and it breeds destructive impulses: I am easily disappointed in people who don’t get it.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I don’t like to commit myself to heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.


Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with. – Robert Brault

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one! – C.S. Lewis

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad. – Arnold H. Glasgow

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body. – Jim Hayes

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

So, this was a beautiful collection of friendship captions. You can use these captions with any photo on Instagram, Facebook, or WhatsApp. These captions will surely express your inner feelings. So, without any delay start wishing your friends.

Funny Friendship Messages:

Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them, and sometimes it’s good just knowing they’re there.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

This the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.  – Charles Lamb

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.


Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

True friends are like loud farts. They don’t smell as much, always make you laugh and life is impossible to live without them.

Sometimes I feel that I can have better friends. But then so can you. So let it be… besties for life shall we say?

The only reason we’re friends is that you know way too many of my secrets.

I feel horrible about myself for not having accomplished anything in life… but then feel better when I see where you are. Thanks for being my best friend.

Friendship is like turd. No matter where you are or what you’re doing, a bit of it is always there inside you.

We’re best friends because my sense of humor is the same as your… non-existent.

You’re annoying. You’re weird. You’re crazy. You’re stupid. You’re clingy. You’re… just like me.

If we’re on a plane that was about to crash and there was just one parachute… I promise to give the best speech at your funeral.

Damn you must really be a loser to find a friend in another loser like me.

So, these were some amazing Friendship Messages that we have listed above. We hope you would choose the best one-line among all these messages and would send it to your dear best friend. There are some short messages also listed that you can send as an SMS or Text to your male friend or a female friend.

Funny Friendship Status:

I Hope We Are Besties Forever. Even After We Die, We Can Become Ghosties And Scare People Forever.

We Are Going To Be Really Cool Old Ladies.

We’ll Be The Old Ladies Causing Trouble In The Nursing Homes.

Life Is Tasteless Without That One Annoying Friend.

I Was An Innocent Being..then My Best Friend Came Along.

You And I Are More Than Friends We’re Like A Really Small Gang.

A Good Friend Knows All Your Best Stories, A Best Friend Has Lived Them With You.

A Best Friend Is Someone Who Loves You When You Forget To Love Yourself.

Some People Talk To You In Their Free Time And Some People Free Their Time To Talk To You.

A Friend In Need Is A Friend To Be Avoided.

The Language Of Friendship Is Not Words But Meanings.


Me And My Best Friend Can Communicate Just With Face Expressions.

Friends Pick Us Up When We Fall Down And If They Can’t, They Lie Down With Us And Listen For A While.

Good Friends Will Share The Umbrella. Best Friends Will Steal It And Yell: Run Loser Run!

A Friend To All Is A Friend To None.

We Know Our Friends By Their Defects Rather Than By Their Merits.

Friendship Is The Only Cement That Will Ever Hold The World Together.

There Are Big Ships And Small Ships But The Best Of All Are Friendships.

Most Of Us Don’t Need A Psychiatric Therapist As Much As A Friend To Be Silly With.

Everyone Has A Friend, Who Is A Plant-killer.

So, this was the best collection of funny friendship status. You can use any line from above to post an Instagram Story or WhatsApp Status.  Also, tag your friend in your story or status. By this, your friend will feel very special.


So, these were some amazing sarcastic friendship quotes, messages, and captions that we have listed above. We hope you would love all these quotes and messages. You would also like to share these lines with your loving and true friends on various social media platforms like Facebook, WhatsApp, or Instagram. These friendship quotes and messages are very funny so send these wishes with them because it will help you to make your friendship bond stronger.

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